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-How to build a Dendrite Homeserver modified to run over I2P
-===========================================================
-
-1. First, clone the `matrix-org/dendrite` implementation of dendrite into your GOPATH and change directory to the `main` checkout.
-
-```sh
-git clone https://github.com/matrix-org/dendrite $HOME/go/src/github.com/matrix-org/dendrite
-cd $HOME/go/src/github.com/matrix-org/dendrite
-```
-
-2. Second, add my fork `eyedeekay/dendrite` as a remote and check out the i2p-demo branch. This is required because pseudonymous contributions to `dendrite` are not allowed, so I am not allowed to submit my changes to them.
-
-```sh
-git remote add idk https://github.com/eyedeekay/dendrite
-git pull idk i2p-demo
-git checkout i2p-demo
-```
-
-3. Third, build the binary:
-
-```sh
-go build -o bin/dendrite-demo-i2p ./cmd/dendrite-demo-i2p
-```
-
-Or, do it automatically using just a `curlpipe`
------------------------------------------------
-
-```sh
-curl 'https://eyedeekay.github.io/dendrite/update-branch.sh' | bash -
-```
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-#! /usr/bin/env sh
-
-#
-# This is because matrix-org doesn't allow anonymous contributors.
-# You can run it as a curlpipe if you're brave.
-#
-
-if [ "$(pwd)" != "$HOME/go/src/github.com/matrix-org/dendrite" ]; then
-    if [ ! -d "$HOME/go/src/github.com/matrix-org/dendrite" ]; then
-        git clone https://github.com/matrix-org/dendrite "$HOME/go/src/github.com/matrix-org/dendrite"
-        cd "$HOME/go/src/github.com/matrix-org/dendrite"
-        git remote add idk https://github.com/eyedeekay/dendrite
-        git pull idk i2p-demo
-    fi
-    cd "$HOME/go/src/github.com/matrix-org/dendrite"
-    git checkout i2p-demo
-fi
-
-echo "Pulling in changes from matrix-org main"
-git pull origin main
-
-echo "Pulling in changes from eyedeekay i2p-demo"
-git pull idk i2p-demo
-
-echo "Generating binary"
-go build -o bin/dendrite-demo-i2p ./cmd/dendrite-demo-i2p
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